niggaimdeadass:

i want to cover her in swiffer wet jet pads and put her in my house 

(Source: vixxe, via greatwhiteprivilege)

blackorchid2007:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(Source: lizlemonism, via wittygirlintheirbeds)

acowardlylion:

first date questions

(Source: neither, via saturdaycaturday)

hallmoniter:

dont date me im jealous and insecure

(via 314eater)

(Source: theytellmenowimtheluckyone, via necrophilofthefuture)

saturdaycaturday:

epic-humor:

Kim and Kanye’s baby

has science gone too far

(Source: tuckedbeforenoon)

coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

(via hitlersbreastmilk)

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

shinykonyta:

rneerkat:

i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)

you are a 19 yr old boy

youre stereotyping me

its a girl

(via bareass)

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

(via smashingkeys)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

(via that1nathankid)

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

(Source: plantkitten, via va1er1a)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(via bareass)

gelametwra:

choose your favourite reaction

(Source: img.izismile.com, via mardybumminit)

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

(Source: tankwang, via 1ugia)

10000bc:

fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us

(via orgygami)